Budget Smugglers: smuggle away a few lobsters

Everything in one place

The boring bits are done for you. The useful bits are front and centre.

Bring in your bank

Import CSV and QIF statements, or use the browser extension: log in to your bank as you normally would and it grabs the export in one click.

Sorts itself out

Rules file most transactions for you. Optional AI picks up the odd ones.

Budgets and goals

Set a budget per category, see where the month is heading, and put money aside for the next big thing.

Bills and forecast

Know what is coming out and when, and see your balance weeks ahead so payday is never a surprise.

Loans and offsets

Track your home loan with offsets and rate changes, and see what an extra repayment does to the payoff date.

Savings bonuses

Keeps an eye on bonus-rate conditions and term deposits, and warns you before you miss one.

Pools for the whole crew

Share a pool with your partner or housemates, run a side business alongside, and choose who sees what.

Ask Claude

Connect Claude or another AI assistant to ask about your spending, in plain English, with access you control.

Locked down

Passkeys and two-step sign-in, alerts for new sign-ins, and an audit log of every change.

How it works

1
Join the list
Pop your email in. That is all we need.
2
Get your invite
We let people in a few at a time and email you when your spot is ready.
3
Start smuggling
Bring in your accounts and watch the lobsters stack up.

Questions

Why a waiting list?

We are letting people in gradually so we can look after everyone properly and fix things fast.

Does it connect to my bank?

Not with your bank password. You import statements, or the browser extension downloads them while you are logged in. Your credentials never touch our servers.

Which banks work?

Anything that exports CSV or QIF. Tell us who you bank with when you join and we will prioritise it.

What is a lobster?

An Aussie $20 note. It's red. Smuggle away enough of them and you'll be laughing.

Grab a spot

Takes ten seconds.

Smuggle away a few lobsters.